Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Ain't nothin' like that NY (NJ) attitude

While walking to the hardware store the other day, I saw this sign in the window of someone's house and it cracked me up.  The house has the misfortune of being located right next to a pretty low-rent bodega (that's convenience store in NewYork-ese) and, apparently, patrons of the bodega like to chill on the stoop (aka front porch) of this house and tend to leave their trash there.  So, I guess the owner decided to send a strong message.... In case you can't read the sign, here's what it says:

"To All You Stupid Ass 
muthafuckas that don't 
understand. DO NOT SIT OR 
Show some fuckin respect assholes
Thank you!"

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!  Gotta love that bluntness!

Epilogue:  Alas the sign didn't work 100% because as I took this picture there were about 4 people (looked like teenagers) coming out of the bodega and sitting on that very "porch".

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