Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Ain't nothin' like that NY (NJ) attitude


While walking to the hardware store the other day, I saw this sign in the window of someone's house and it cracked me up.  The house has the misfortune of being located right next to a pretty low-rent bodega (that's convenience store in NewYork-ese) and, apparently, patrons of the bodega like to chill on the stoop (aka front porch) of this house and tend to leave their trash there.  So, I guess the owner decided to send a strong message.... In case you can't read the sign, here's what it says:

"To All You Stupid Ass 
muthafuckas that don't 
understand. DO NOT SIT OR 
LEAVE YOUR FUCKIN GARBAGE 
ON MY FUCKIN PORCH!!!! 
Show some fuckin respect assholes
Thank you!"


Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!  Gotta love that bluntness!



Epilogue:  Alas the sign didn't work 100% because as I took this picture there were about 4 people (looked like teenagers) coming out of the bodega and sitting on that very "porch".

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